F you, you emotionally manipulative bird! Add more sections to the course! I already finished what you have.

radiodark:

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who would you cast

the baron

thufir hawat (ty @shadsasaur)

dr. wellington yueh

the count fenring (ty @beast-glatisant)

emperor shaddam(n)

joey-wheeler-official:

Vampire the masquerade, Werewolf the houseparty

Mummy the Wrap Battle

mtg-realm:

Magic: the Gathering - Dice Beans

Lovely creations from the brilliant mind of Ruadh O'Brien-Simpson (ruadh.art) currently residing in Tokyo.

Setting : a tight, dimly-lit room with D&D players gathered around a diminutive table

DM : Roll the bones Bard !

Me picking up a D20 and say : You mean roll the beans

DM : Wut ?

Me (trouser-coughing / bum-burping) : Rolling the beans

Everyone : Oh Gawd NOOO! Run!

silverjirachi:

pidoop:

boimgfrog:

catsnraincoats:

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radishnt:

boimgfrog:

mothman-misato:

radishnt:

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

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why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief

I exclusively use a paperclip, Fresnel lens, and paper cup to boil my water for tea. Dunno about y'all.

normal-horoscopes:

“GENDER FLUID” YEAH WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE WINE DARK SEA